the thing about vampires is they are hilarious. they don't get they are cosmic jokes. no soul. no reason. oooh you drink blood? wow. i drink water and can go onto hallowed grounds. immortality. you turned the two lamest dudes in high school and your whiny girlfriend, enjoy that for the rest of eternity. i like sun light because i can see girl in bikini's at the beach and play a pick up game of basketball. shriveled unused organs and pastey white skin is for dying grandpas and chemo patients. stake yourself.